Sunday, September 16, 2007

Shit

A long, long time ago, they used to ship manure (containing largely feces) on boats around the mediterranian. Well, the cargo was always on the lowest deck. The problem was, the boats back then would be farely leaky, and water would get in. When water and manure mixed, it would produce a large amount of methane. Careless and unknowing crew members at night would carry torches, and if they went below deck with enough methane, the ship would explode. To solve this problem, they simply started shipping them above deck so any gas could go out into the atmosphere. To make sure this was done, manure-containers would be labelled with "S.H.I.T.". This of course, stands for "Ship High In Transit"

You don't get the shit unless you got the shit.
And if you want the shit you gots to flaunt the shit.
You gotta center the shit before you enter the shit.
Make sure you choose the shit before you use the shit.
'Cause if you abuse the shit, you gonna lose the shit.


[As for how it became a term for feces itself is beyond me...]

1 comment:

The Psycho Blogger said...

F.U.C.K.- fornication under consent of king.

(earlier u needed a royal permit 2 procreate :O)